97 Cent Torture Device

I just got back from a 5 night trip to Salt Lake City. As usual, when packing for this trip, I forgot a few things. Most notably: my razor. So I stopped by the store and picked up one of those five-packs of blue razors for 97 cents. I was thinking it was a bargain! That cheapskate euphoria only lasted until I actually tried to shave. Over the course of my trip, I cut myself no fewer than 7 times. Every single time I shaved, I'd walk out of the bathroom with little pices of toilette paper stuck to my wounded legs. I vow to never again forget my razor!