Oh so ghetto

How to know you're staying at a classy joint, Part 1

You're tired. It's been a long night of sitting on a park bench drinking your malt beverage out of a paper bag. You stumble back to your motel. You're starting to realize that the 2-lb, 7 layer burritto you got from the corner vendor's pull cart for $1.75 was more of a rental than a purchase. You make your way to the bathroom. While "doing your business" you think, "Ahhhh...the only thing that could make this better would be cracking open a cold one right here and now." Well if you're lucky enough to be staying at a super classy joint, you can. You know you're staying at a classy joint when there's a wall-mounted bottle opener in your bathroom within reach of the toilette. Eeek!!